Today’s Chuckle (More Mad Lib Madness)

One of my most faithful readers (my husband) told me he was going to have to pass on my Mad Lib silliness. Thankfully, not everyone felt that way. Gail, Caughey Café, and Piano Hero brought me to tears. OK. I confess to being in one of my typical states of sleep deprivation, but I still think you’ll find these pretty funny…

Election 2008
by Gail

Who will become America’s next president? From the farmlands of Mount Rushmore to the snarly streets of the bathroom, the citizens of this copious nation will soon let their choice be made known. Will it be Paris Hilton? This is the candidate with the sweatiest position on turkey basters. This is also the candidate who has repeatedly promised to skulk skunks. However, many Americans find her too smelly on the war on tube socks.

Hillary Clinton hopes she will win the spleens of the people. She recently spoke to a group of garbage men, promising them increased diaper insurance benefits, and salaries of 23 dollars per year. The workers responded by running her name for 19 minutes.

While Hillary was speaking to the workers, another group was cruising outside. They believe her promises are depressing and jubilant. One protestor even proclaimed, “If this pit bull is elected, I’ll move to an alley.”

Election 2008
by Caughey Cafe

Who will become America’s next president? From the farmlands of a milking stall at a dairy to the obnoxious streets of the Arctic Circle, the citizens of this ripping nation will soon let their choice be made known. Will it be Senator Obama? This is the candidate with the affectless position on trash cans. This is also the candidate who has repeatedly promised to patter trees. However, many Americans find him too zesty on the war on ice skating rinks.

Angelina Jolie hopes she will win the lungs of the people. She recently spoke to a group of taxi drivers, promising them increased pool insurance benefits, and salaries of 7 dollars per year. The workers responded by depositing her name for 3 minutes.

While Angelina was speaking to the workers, another group was welcoming outside. They believe her promises are temperate and powdery. One protestor even proclaimed, “If this doctor is elected, I’ll move to the Grand Canyon.”

Election 2008
by Piano Hero

Who will become America’s next president? From the farmlands of Washington, D.C. to the weird streets of Salt Lake City, the citizens of this tiny nation will soon let their choice be made known. Will it be Shia Labeouf? This is the candidate with the delicious position on light sabers. This is also the candidate who has repeatedly promised to run frisbees. However, many Americans find him too exhausting on the war on cameras.

George Bush hopes he will win the pancreases of the people. He recently spoke to a group of CEO’s, promising them increased video game insurance benefits, and salaries of 17 dollars per year. The workers responded by diving his name for 2,319 minutes.

While Bush was speaking to the workers, another group was dribbling outside. They believe his promises are enjoyable and stinky. One protestor even proclaimed, “If this guitar is elected, I’ll move to Battle Ground, Washington.”

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